jesusinc:

interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself

me: 

image

cozyafternoons:

drapetomania:

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

nintendofiend:

bending-the-air:

that-filipino-kid:

himapapa:

geromytime:

solitarysilhouette:

YAY THEY ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEM.

snow white is so perfect WOW

Pocahontas

Pocahontas *0*

Jasmine~

THE HAIR!

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

ickle-cat:

LOOK AT HIS TUBBY TUMMY

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color