im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woohoo
- woohoo
- woohoo
- propose
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had to do a return today.
this is my child
get in, no time to explain
what’s with all these math problems coming to life
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
crazyforcatscomicsandchubbygirls:
All I want to do, all day, every day.
Box of kittens = panacea for everything =^. .^=
